My grandpa just sent THE best Christmas email ever, so all the rest of y’all can stop trying
It was just this image with no text, sent to everyone in the family.
libertarirynn-deactivated202006:
My best friend is in med school and his classmate made this
Imagine showing this to a doctor in the 1950s.
when i was a kid i used to have the first episode of camp lazlo memorized like shot for shot line for line so when i was on long car rides i would just be like “ok im gonna watch tv now” and my parents would be like wtf this kid talking about
the foundation of wlw and mlm solidarity is the looks we give each other when straight ppl are talking about Straight People Stuff
vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this
hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people
charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead
carlisle: au contraire im absolutely deadI did not expect a decent twilight joke on my dash in 2019, but nevertheless there it is and it’s hilarious.
kid, talking to who i assume was his younger sister: wanna hear a joke?
younger sister: sure!
kid: yeah, i bet you would
